Rap and football have an elaborately entwined history – some might say a beautiful and romantic one where the two disciplines complement each other like an ice-cold pint and a packet of scampi fries.
I'm not sure why – I'm not very trustworthy and bad at eye contact – but somehow I've ended up being my social group's paper of record for fumbled blow jobs and light trespassing committed under the influence of nine Stellas and a packet of scampi fries.
Stir-fry dinner packs include bite-size Asian vegetables, a packet of stir-fry sauce and red scallions for garnish ($12.99; serves two).
In 2002, Burger King offered "Shake 'em up Fries", which included a bag of fries and a packet of spices.
At each stop, visitors get a free serving of Ore-Ida crinkle cut fries or Ore-Ida sweet potato fries and a packet of the Dip & Squeeze Ketchup.
My more usual solo meal also features pork: I've been known to come home from work, fry up a packet of bangers, smear them with lots of English mustard (and I mean lots) and devour, before heading to the fridge in search of some cold grapes for pudding.
24fps playback, and a side of fries.
And you need the CrissCut fries because waffle fries are the best kind of fries.
