If the manager of Real Madrid oversaw a performance of this ineptitude on a stage that small, he would be sacked on the spot.
He started well enough, overseeing a performance in which Belgium came from a goal down to beat the Dutch, 4-2, in Brussels.
As legend has it, Monteverdi oversaw a performance of the work as his audition for the position of maestro di cappella (essentially, the music director) at the Basilica San Marco in Venice in 1613.
Allardyce, appointed manager on an 18-month contract on Thursday, oversaw a performance that was strong on effort, if short on quality at times.
Eno will also take part in an on-stage conversation called Reasons for Optimism, organise This Is Afrobeat! and oversee a live performance of his album Apollo, the music he composed for the 1989 lunar documentary For All Mankind.
One of those is Ashley Giles, the current limited-overs coach who oversaw a poor performance in the World Twenty20 – including a defeat by the Netherlands – while others include Lancashire's Peter Moores, the Australian Trevor Bayliss and Nottinghamshire's Mick Newell.
Deila oversaw a rampant performance from the reigning Scottish champions in his first match at Celtic Park.
Credit, too, the Scotland manager Alex McLeish, who has exploited the strengths at his disposal this past week and, with fortune on his side as France produced a late rally, oversaw a result and performance vastly superior to the win over the Euro 2000 champions at Hampden in October.
Since 2003, when Hassan took the helm at the global pharmaceutical company, he has overseen a remarkable recovery in performance.
Over the past three years, he has overseen a remarkable recovery in performance, with improvements in every area of the business.
As it was, he never managed a signature victory, never oversaw an echoes-awakening performance that declared Notre Dame was back among the elite.
