People flock to the over-crowded, eternally wait-listed, Yardbird Southern Table + Bar at 1600 Lenox, where the house specialty is southern food.
Even by Rome's standards the tsunami of sleaze that has swept over the eternally corrupt city in the past 48 hours has left its weary citizens slack-jawed in disbelief.
Village streets threaded around the hillside, eternally watched over by the superjacent castle.
"Here it is!" Slattery cues up the gif, with Roger eternally doubled over, spewing a Möbius strip of barf.
Obviously, an even starker Muslim-western division over the eternally-divisive Palestinian issue could muck up other parts of America's regional agenda.
She presides eternally over the chasm between promiscuity and virility, the forest of connotations that separate "adventuress" from "adventurer".
Others not sharing his beliefs would be tortured eternally "over the everlasting burnings of Hell," and this, he figured, was punishment enough.
Although the perennial spirits of Ethel Merman, Jimmy Durante (Policy, the first) and Bob Hope loom eternally over a show created for stars, Mr. Leeds sees to it that we don't see it that way.
Despite this, and a couple of hard-fought triumphs over Britain's eternally popular Terry Downes, Pender - who has died aged 72 - remains one of boxing's forgotten champions, his name invariably eclipsed by the exploits of fellow 160lb kings Rocky Graziano, Jake la Motta, and Randolph Turpin.
Of course, for those who have over-tweezed their way to eternally sparse brows, this trend will be tricky – unless you fancy becoming one of a growing number of women to opt for an "eyebrow transplant".
