WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Howls of protest filled the halls of the U.S. Senate today as dozens of Senators expressed their outrage at having to work through the weekend to save the United States from financial Armageddon.
By Andy Borowitz December 30 , 2012WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) — Howls of protest filled the halls of the U.S. Senate today as dozens of Senators expressed their outrage at having to work through the weekend to save the United States from financial Armageddon.
It will fall to the young Emir to reconcile rampant growth with the growing outrage at working conditions it has engendered.
Responding to the findings of the report on Tuesday, Rivers's daughter Melissa said she was "outraged" and promised to work to ensure the safety of future patients.
He laughed, feigned outrage and got down to work, hitting several more shots, several of which threatened to go in the hole before rolling a few feet past.
His Bloomsbury friend, Lytton Strachey, biographer and pacifist, was outraged that Keynes continued to work for the Treasury in the war.
Since Mrs. Astor was less than an ideal mother-n-law, favoring skinny German dogs to plump daughters-in-law, and ignoring aging, sad looking sons, I am not able to work up the outrage behind the New York Times story that some have managed.
And after Pete and Andre dipped dusk in a nice shade of nostalgia on Sunday, and Serena and Venus withstood the tension of their semifinals, after compelling matches for the young stars by night and cramp-ridden endurance struggles by day, it is hard to work up a sustained outrage for the man in charge of the U.S.T.A.
However, western intelligence agents are sure to work on the assumption, for now, that Mr Mohammed has been replaced within al-Qaeda and that its new operations chief is hard at work planning another spectacular outrage.
For now, western intelligence agents are sure to work on the assumption that Mr Mohammed has been replaced within al-Qaeda and that its new operations chief is hard at work planning another spectacular outrage together with the still-unaccounted-for Mr bin Laden.
