You're worse than abysmal, morbid, tragic, woeful, humiliating, joyless, jaded, pampered, pathetic, arrogant, cowardly, lions in winter but sheep in summer, outplayed, out-passed, out-thought, just totally confused, three pussycats in a world of hurt.
It was an eccentric night, full of strange sub-plots and a personal ordeal for several Manchester United players, but the most important detail is that Tottenham Hotspur had outplayed, out-thought and out-fought them and that, more than anything, will be the abiding memory of a night when José Mourinho officially gave up the pretence that the title race was still alive.
City was outplayed, outmuscled, out-willed.
Former striker Chris Sutton believes questions will most likely be asked over Ronny Deila's position if Celtic are "outplayed and out-thought by Molde".
Adkins, facing the club who sacked him in January following a five-game unbeaten league run, cut a forlorn figure as he watched his new recruits outplayed and out-thought by the side he put together.
"There would be questions asked if Celtic were outplayed and out-thought by Molde, but let's cross that bridge and wait for the game on Thursday," replied the Englishman.
The Warriors were embarrassed after Lillard single-handedly outplayed and out-scored them.
"We were outplayed and out-coached in every part of this game from the first possession," Clarke said.
One comment I found on the blogosphere noted rather wickedly that he "was out intrigued and outplayed on Big Brother by Preston and Chantelle, who between them have the intellectual prowess of a pot plant".
Even the greatest teams can be outplayed on a given day, and the Chicago White Sox, out of playoff contention, thoroughly outdid the Yankees, 6-2, before 55,638 at Yankee Stadium.
