And once she's in Oklahoma, she's out of pie country, as in one small town after another waitresses offer cobblers instead of pie.
When he arrives, his ink is frozen, so he improvises a trivet out of pie plates, putting pencils under the ink bottle and warming it up on the black Glenwood's parlor stove that dominates the front half of the room.
I'm not quite sure what will come out of the pie with The Seagull, but I can only say the cooking of it has been the most extraordinary thing.
Despite jumping out of cream pies and being able to arabesque effortlessly into the air, the fact that Quinn was more of a real, flawed character made her much more relatable than her bad guy counterparts.
As part of Eddie Mair's long-running Twitter saga involving an out-of-date pork pie left in a fridge and then liberated, the PM host tweeted an image of Peston with the pie – was this @eddiemair's "leaving present"?, someone wondered – but accompanied by words ("an out-of-date pork pie") apparently naughtily applying to both food item and journalist.
In one of the set-pieces at which he excels, Stott recreates it: a non-stop variety show of surreal brilliance, in which live ducks flew out of pies, chairs and tables hovered 8ft in the air, huge balconies suddenly disappeared, hats turned into bells that started to chime, bottles became buzzing beehives.
In the concourses, there are 65 food and drink outlets, although, be warned, the stadium is cashless and, today, the one I went to had run out of pies an hour before kick-off.
They promptly sold out of pies the first few days.
A Cooke's have been knocking out bowls of pie, mash, liquor and jellied eels for over a century.
If Carl Lewis comes in and gets more money, I'm not taking money out of the pie, the pie gets bigger.
Chianese discussed the scene in which Uncle Junior smashes a pie in his girlfriend's face: "They must have tried out twelve different kinds of pie to get the one that would stick right, on the face.
