As Bam and his friends dump flour and snow on Shitbird, he wakes up screaming, "Where the hell did you get snow from!?" "I ordered snow from the Poconos!" yells Bam in response.
Among fish, the popular trout meunière special made with caper butter and a side order of snow peas had already sold out by 7 30 on a recent Saturday night -- with good reason, judging from my sample on a previous visit.
Over in Jersey city, the Joseph Dixon Crucible people are working at white heat to meet orders for "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" pencil sets.
Customers stand in a line, waiting to place their orders for snow white chickens, light brown hens, spotted guinea hens, roosters, quails, pigeons, ducks, chicks and rabbits.
And though the Metropolitan Transportation Authority approved a new order of snow-resistant trains, commuters have been lamenting one of the worst stretches of train service in recent memory.
Town and village officials would frequently disrupt each others' meetings, and the town ordered its snow plows to raise their blades while passing through the village; the village subsequently bought its own plow and banned the town's plow from entering village limits.
