Every line a laff, but do we believe this farrago of misinformation, theorising, one-off terms and a level of "definition" based on a count of thumbs up and down?
Some members favour a one-off term of 10 or 15 years, with no re-election allowed, others prefer a term of eight years with the option to stand for re-election.
All too often the focus has been on the one-off, short term and tactical.
Despite the poor performances in many of its markets the Belgium-based company argued "the third quarter was a one-off in terms of [underlying earnings] performance" and said it is "not reflective of expected future trends for the business".
The Miranda case may well prove a one-off in terms of breaching press freedom, but the continuing use of schedule 7 powers is likely to prove an ongoing source of concern if counter-terrorism officers operate without sufficient regard for the liberties of innocent people.
That is why, in the words of one senior Japanese diplomat: "We need to play our own part in ensuring the pivot is not a sort of one-off, short-term policy".Japan is revising its joint-defence guidelines with America to foster "seamless and effective" co-ordination between the two countries' armed forces in areas such as logistics, intelligence, missile defence and cyber-warfare.
Although they are often described as one-off short term loans, costing an average of £25 per £100 for 30 days, it said up to half of payday lenders' revenue came from loans that last for a longer period.
Counsellors can see a student on a one-off or longer-term basis and can refer a child on to a GP or a personal tutor if they need to.
Musk said on stage at the event that he only really spends about two to three percent of his time on The Boring Company, which means this vision is still likely a very far-off one in terms of becoming a real thing people can actually use.
"It was a one-off game in terms of the whole experience - it was incredible.
At least 240 would be elected for one-off, 15-year terms under proportional representation, starting in 2015.
