Should the reptilian Ukip leader, on one of his tactical visits, drop by hoping for a good ol' British Ruby Murray and a nice korma for the wife, I hope Singh will send him packing, back where he came from.
Kenny Burns, transformed by Clough from a bruising, intermittently effective centre-forward into a brilliant libero, remembers asking the manager for one piece of tactical guidance: "Boss, what are we going to do with free-kicks?" "Shoot".
"Roboteam defense is probably the number one provider of tactical robots in the world," says Wolf of the company's current business.
88 min: Henderson picks up a booking for one of those tactical fouls on Fernandes.
Under an arrangement by which they hold part-time positions with the state police, "the physicians are always a phone call away, if they are not actually on the scene," said Sgt. Keith McMinn, one of the tactical paramedics.
Jesus, chosen ahead of Agüero, should also have been booked for one of those tactical fouls that Mourinho had flagged up.
Image caption Aviano airbase, Italy, one of two tactical nuclear weapons bases in Italy.
One of the tactical decisions which McGuinness will have to make is who he will deploy to shackle in-form towering Kerry full-forward Kieran Donaghy.
So, in Cold War terms, this is not a city-buster of a nuke, more one of those "tactical, battlefield nukes" the military used to love to dream about.
