Recruiting objective met for the Silicon Valley employer, and one less boomerang kid forced to return to mom and dad's nest.
It's an unassuming show, with no loftier ambition than to "make sexuality one less thing our kids have to worry about, [so we can] free up all this brain-space for them".
Hernandez may be one of myriad, but even one less villain blackmailing kids and threatening schools is something to be proud of.
The implication is that these terrible austerities -- fewer music lessons for the kids, one less Brooks Brothers suit for Dad -- would be forced on them by the draconian new taxes proposed by our Robespierre-like president and his party.
That's lower head count in public schools, one less loud mouth crying-ass-kid ruining your Sunday brunch (because that's what kids do at Sunday brunch... ruin it... they ruin it), one less abortion debate lost, and one less person to live off the welfare system after I incorrectly raise them.
But if 100,000 kids come back with one less IQ point, the economy notices," Trasande says, adding that for some countries, the average number of IQ points lost to lead exposure is much higher than 1.
"We have less kids at risk than we used to have, given this combination of factors all working together -- fewer kids having sex, fewer having multiple partners and more using condoms," said Laura Kann, one of the authors of the report.
With wife Ginny, he has two carefree kids, James and Lily, named after his parents, and a significantly less carefree kid named Albus — one of several characters who fit the description in the play's title.
