One was despatched on the 16th containing 8000 letters another on the 17th containing 2900 but these letters are only allowed to be slips of paper 10 centimetres by 5 written on one side and addressed on the other.
On one side, complete with insouciant despatch-box leaning style and impeccable delivery, the prime minister; on the other, Ed Miliband, who looked a little more nervous than the instant TV responses have suggested, and with very, very good reason.
But the film's third act despatches her to "get help" right after planting a big wet one on young Justin, who is about to go do something brave and foolish.
One convict is despatched to Australia for nabbing a pocket watch.
In a bid to improve customer service, the retailer has taken on 6,000 more staff since mid-October, and despatched 6,000 existing head office staff to spend one day a fortnight on the shop floor to get a taste for the sharp end of the grocery business.
I remember David Cameron lifting his eyes to the heavens as you stopped me having a go at him on Europe because the one thing the Conservative leader can do is defend himself at the despatch box.
At one point Ibsen's hero hopes to despatch his unwanted brother-in-law on a rotten vessel little realising that the floating coffin contains unforeseen human cargo.
Oil-rich Iraq had become the "number one danger spot", it warned in its first despatch on the events.
But I suspect he thinks he glimpses an argument that he thinks Labour can win in the country – and one which could see him back on the same side of the despatch box come the middle of May.
Edward Twiddy is one of the latest reformers to be despatched from London.
