If what you really want is a gas-guzzling road hog, hold on to your SUV.
Well, it all depends on how you like your SUV to ride.
But is it good enough to make you give up your SUV? Read on and decide for yourself.
And then, ask yourself why American presidents -- whether it's Barack Obama or George W. Bush -- continue to hold hands with or bow to the Saudi king, and what it really means when you put those "Support Our Troops" stickers on your gas-guzzling SUV.
Imagine if the act of turning on your car caused other SUVs to instantaneously throttle-up all over the country, and further that thousands of SUVs were constantly idling just waiting for you to put your car in drive.
But on your next commute, count the SUV drivers you see stop-and-going in empty vehicles.
At 6.8 miles below the surface, the pressure is the equivalent of three SUVs sitting on your toe.
Mercedes will take care of your bullying requirements with the GL-Class, an unapologetically huge, aggressive and extremely capable (off- and on-road) SUV that will sit above the ML-Class in the Benz range.
You'll also have a personal concierge and an on-call SUV while staying at the hotel's top digs.
They are like little SUVs that you put on your feet.
But even if a bumper sticker with a university logo is already slapped on your SUV, college prep is far from over for parents of upcoming freshman.
