"Every one of us has probably seen the replay, and I think it was kneecap on kneecap," Penguins Coach Dan Bylsma said.
Because they have injured feelings and scores to settle, they tend to bite one another on their kneecaps and pineal glands.
While objecting to violence most of the time, on a rescue mission he joins the fight, stating that while the Bible is quite specific about killing, it is "somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps".
But when the examination began, Dr. Asgary said, "this guy had probably 15 other scars on his body," including marks on his kneecaps where he had hit the ground and marks on his arms showing he had tried to defend himself from a gang.
Bags hung on his kneecaps.
The sores on his kneecaps never heal because he picks at the scabs and puts them in his mouth.
The material is lighter and softer on the kneecaps than the rigid plastic shields which are sometimes used, adds Mr Saada.
After returning, I try leaning forward against the locker, taking some of my weight on my kneecaps, but am then far too low to type, and also look like an idiot.
If you have to choose, sensation-wise, between having spotted eagle rays suck on your kneecaps and the dolphin foot push, I'd go for the latter.
So you'd come away from a spirited session at the wheel with black and blue marks on your kneecaps and a profound sense that, while fun, this was a car you simply were too large to own.
