But how far can Joseph Campbell fairytale archetypes and laudatory reviews take Cinderella at the global box-office ball?
One of Branagh's finest fantasy flicks, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, was as cruelly treated as any of Charles Perrault's fabled heroines, while the marvellously Ken Russell-esque The Magic Flute signally failed to be showered with riches or made the belle of any box-office ball.
The detail caught the investigators' attention, but rather than look into the issue, the office asked Ball State to run its own inquiry into whether the departures were part of a discriminatory pattern.
He had a chow dog that went everywhere with him, to the post office and ball games, and now that red beast was making free with his lion feet on my Torino seats".
"How did my life ever reach this point?" he asks himself, and by finding the courage to answer that existential question as honestly as he can, this humbled prima donna wins over even those hard-nosed readers who cheered when he lost four straight games of office Nerf ball.
Our assumptions about Office: jump ball.
In the building's spacious offices, exercise balls serve as desk chairs.
None of the reporters had much to ask him, so a couple of ringers from the public relations office kept the ball rolling.
I actually turned away to type about how he'd missed and might have had a penalty, only to hear the laughter around the office as the ball went in.
"They clearly underestimated the situation, partly because the African office dropped the ball, partly because member states, including the UK, cut [the] WHO's budget for emergencies and haemorrhagic fevers (as proposed by WHO management)," said Piot.
