After last season, he called Knowles, offering to be a team faculty adviser as well.
China, the source of most of North Korea's food and energy, is offering to be host to multilateral talks.
Dong Feng, a 33-year-old from Nanjing, is offering to be a "fake husband" for a couple willing to divorce in order to have a second child.
But on Saturday, excited administration officials called me to say that this time the medical-industrial complex (their term, not mine) is offering to be helpful.
But offering to be Ian McKellen's body double - the Geordie Gandalf - on Have I Got News for You was pretty good too.
"I protect your identity, I print what you tell me, and I'll never ask any questions," she says, offering to be a virtual transcription monkey after her sexy outfit and picture gets her literally through the front door.
After scurrying around other East Asian countries offering to be the spokesman for the region, Mr Obuchi believes his opportunity to play the global statesman will go down well with voters.
An Italian porn actor has garnered thousands of supporters after launching a petition to include sex education in the curriculum of Italy's schools, and offering to be a teacher himself.
Ballmer even calls Nolan in his dorm room, offering to be a mentor.
A new record has been set by the number of people offering to be volunteers at the 2014 Commonwealth Games in Glasgow.
A handful of smaller labels are offering to be more generous with CD royalties for a piece of the tour take.
