No surprise to discover that the worst-offending brand is Coca-Cola (4.9% of all litter), followed by Walkers Crisps (4.1%) and McDonald's (3.6%).
Perhaps French muscle might recapture Timbuktu before crazed zealots destroy more ancient treasures that offend their brand of Islam.
The night seems designed to be narrow in its ambition, shaved of its edges so as not to offend a brand, covered in a Best of British triumphalism so sticky it's asphyxiating.
Each offending image is branded with a unique "fingerprint" that the technology can pick up without humans having to view them again.
"Such as journalists and academics being sacked or disciplined for tweeting things that offend their employers' brand, even when it's a social or political issue not really related to their work.
Lyons said that the offending material transmitted on Brand's Radio 2 show should not have been recorded in the first instance and in the BBC Trust's view should then have been edited out before the broadcast.
Sadly this common knowledge is often overlooked, and people brand the offending website as a "lame copy" before even trying it.
She said local authorities failed to intervene because they were afraid of offending people or being branded racist.
As best I can tell (I have no inside information on this, but they seem to be slowly rolling out female surrogates to fire the first shots over Palin's bow), it's because they are afraid of offending women or being branded as sexist (something the Republicans accused them of anyway, even when they hadn't said a word).
"I would be deeply offended if someone were to brand either all Presbyterians or all Christians with some extreme act by someone who claimed to do it in the name of Christ.
Do not offend anybody or company or brand or products.
