("Can you please turn off your damn computer and come watch television with the rest of the family," the dad now cries to the teen-ager).
I think, though, the first step is obvious: clear one hour and 40 minutes of your time, turn off your damn phone, watch this movie, then tell others to do so.
VANDERWEI'S Be careful not to combine "four dry sakes" with your "creeping feeling of insecurity and dread," or you might find yourself saying, "Wipe that damn grin off your face!" The bathrooms are "big and glamorous," so you won't mind spending an hour with your cheek pressed against the "cool tiled floor" after she "walks out".
Yes, you, too, can get pissed off at yourself when your damn GPS thing tells you to go left, go left, recalculating route, take exit 54 to WALAMBANAMA, go right, recalculating route, all in your very own nasal, whining inflection.
Cameras, computers, men with headphones: this is a modern interview, so take off your tie, Mr Stuffy, and wash that damn newspaper ink off your fingers, don't you know it's 2012?
Eastwood didn't say much in those films, but what he did say - "You didn't hear the lady, did you, boy?", "Cool it, cowboy", "Next time I'll knock your damn head off" - compacted over time into legend.
' And so I said, "Will you stop talking and take your damn trousers off," and after that it was fine.' And so it was, within 25 seconds of conversation, that my friend Emma proved precisely why making gendered generalisations about how men and women feel about sex, let alone about how they engage in it and with whom, is pointless.
Have a spotter, they're not only there to make sure you don't cut your damn head off; they're a very useful tool to progress past failure to induce further muscle growth.
AT&T: Will you please give us your damn rip-off fix-it box?
I meant: Will you please sell us your damn rip-off fix-it box?
In other words, be debauched, be extreme and party your damn head off.
