A clapped-out vaudevillian of advancing years, Rice is the veteran of performances before the Duke of Devonshire, the Princess Royal and many other notable public houses; now he has retreated to the bosom of his family to toast the 20th anniversary of his last payment of income tax.
The site includes, on each page, a snapshot of the total debt due, the date of your last payment and a running tally of the daily interest accrued.
Once you're logged in, an account summary screen will appear that will include your current balance due, the due date, the date of your last payment, and the date of your next meter reading.
Mr Heaton said the charity had already received a government grant of £4.2m in April, which said that it would be the last payment of the financial year, to encourage Kids Company "to move to a more financially sustainable model".
The last payment, of £34m, was made in 2013.
That means that for your last payment of £250 you'd get £1.25.
As such, they will qualify for a last payment of about $600 from German authorities to help them on their way.
The last payment of $75 million is due on June 20 , 2010
A last payment of 70 million euros (£60m) will draw the debt to a close.
(Put another way: If the trust earns a steady 3.6% return, it will run out of money after the last payment owed to charity is made).
