Mr. Park's 17 teammates received their medals; his absence was not noted to the crowd of more than 80,000.
"That's not easy, but it is what Jesus expected," Bishop Galante said in his homily, speaking evenly and without notes to the crowd seated under the tent.
Note to the usual London marathon crowd: don't come expecting Austin Powers, a man in a diving suit or a three-hour procession of wheezing nano-celebrities.
"A gathering like this," noted Bakr pointing to the crowd, "was impossible when the Assad regime controlled the country.
Edward White Benson, Archbishop of Canterbury, sent a note which was read to the crowd in which he stated that "no one who cares for our labouring population can doubt that this is one of the first, perhaps the most, necessary of all steps for their good".
It claims that during the national anthem a horn let off the supposed "brown note", causing the crowd to immediately start wetting themselves and uncontrollably shitting everywhere.
Mr. Marcus, in his remarks to the crowd, noted that Mr. Lieberman was going to be elected to the Senate that night by the biggest margin in Connecticut history, eclipsing the record of... Chris Dodd.
He didn't sing a note, but did introduce deejay Martin Garrix to the crowd.
Ellen (who is getting better with time) gave her a good note by encouraging Crystal to react to the crowd more.
In fact, he barely speaks to the crowd, only noting a few changes to the show (Ocean pretended he wasn't using a setlist, though one was seen at the sound booth) and warning the audience that a song would be his last.
