Michele Bachmann is honing in on your mama grizzly territory, as well as your conservative themes, and she doesn't care if your vanity movie is opening in Iowa this week or that you're the one who blazed a trail for uber-conservative women in the Republican Party.
Don't fill up your vanity with bottles and bottles of beauty potions.
The mirror should not be taller than your vanity.
And it couldn't look cooler on your vanity (or Instagram, for that matter).
And then my best friend Rachel asked, I wonder if he could make my hair really shiny, and I said, you are so disgusting, Jesus shouldn't waste his time on your vanity, and then Jesus smiled at me and I'm telling you, those last seven pounds, the stubborn ones, they were totally gone!
If an appeal to your vanity doesn't move you, how about an appeal to your wallet?
Really, it's band camp... you don't need your portable vanity and giant makeup case, and you'll live without your curling iron for a few days.
It's not just vanity, though it's about safety, and, you know, simply being able to go about your business without people being dickheads.
It's not just vanity, though – it's about safety, and, you know, simply being about to go about your business without people being dickheads.
Such spending is not mere vanity.
