Whoever was singing it was right and tonight finally marks the momentous point of the 2015 season at which the words "football", "Friday night" and "interminable crud" are no longer synonymous.
Moreover, any crud rating will be prone to cultural relativism.
"We are going to burn crud that no one else is willing to," says Mahajan.
Of course, most guys could personalize it in the time-honored fashion by tossing several weeks' worth of McDonald's wrappers, old newspapers, single sneakers, half-empty jugs of antifreeze and soda cans into the back seat but, unfortunately, no matter how much crud builds up, dirty doesn't mean authentic, it just means dirty.
Typically, you'll find your developers wasting time on CRUD operations and other no-value plumbing activities.
Make no mistake: the film is crud, but the higher kind of crud that leaves you feeling OK with yourself in the morning.
Tip: Check that the channel is clean and no food debris or soap crud is present if so then clean it out.
There were no shopping carts, innertubes, oil drums or plastic crud bobbing photogenically on the surface.
At the last inspection of Ysgol Crud y Werin, by Estyn in 2008, there were no pupils entitled to free school meals, and 84 per cent came from homes where Welsh was the main spoken language; Welsh is the main medium of teaching.
While Sometimes (One Night) by the no-doubt American nice-lads band The Golden Peppers isn't a total holistic nightmare of crud, it's the kind of cutesy, forgettable, Wes Anderson crud that every hot girl from your sixth form who turns out to be really crap listens to.
