Sentence examples for need a piss from inspiring English sources

Man 1 (distressed) "I need a piss".

Another thing — I badly need a piss.

Do you need a piss right now? Think about it.

Each time we need a piss but have to unzip ourselves from a sleeping bag and go outside is a test from the universe. .

On my way to get a cab, however, I realise I need a piss – I've been walking for almost an hour with the dregs of eight or nine pints in me.

This man is only ever answered with the knees of the dancers stiffening up in confusion, people will suddenly remember they need a piss or a cigarette, the dancefloor John Peel himself will be reduced to the state of a man who's told a joke that doesn't make sense or a street performer who's fallen off their unicycle.

But everybody needs a piss, everybody needs a coffee".

Next time you find yourself needing a piss, low on caffeine, hungry for a Wispa or in need of a plastic bauble full of Vaseline, remember: service stations don't just appear on motorway signs.

I feel like a spectator at the Tour de France, seeing a cyclist whizz past in the blink of an eye after holding my spot at the fence for hours, despite very much needing a piss.

That's the stuff that got me most excited, wriggling on my seat like I needed a piss (I sort of did, by the time Spider-Man was on; these things can go on a bit).

Besides, someone has to be up there on stage behind the CDJs grinning and jumping up and down like a toddler who needs a piss – and it might as well be Chucko.