I'll need a pint after that Calling itself the UK's "first experiential craft brewery", Drygate, in the East End, has a 24-tap beer hall, restaurant, bottle shop, beer garden and gallery.
I need a pint, but beware that once I have had a few, my gentlemanly British manners will disappear.
But the last time I drove along the M40 it wasn't so long that I couldn't get from one end to the other without needing a pint.
The readers were not always accepting; one reader in a letter in 1949 supported "jettisoning the taboos", but a letter writer in 1946 objected to "Lorelei of the Red Mist", saying that he needed "a pint of Listerine to wash the dirty taste out of my mouth".
No. What you are going to end up with is a doorstep (and who ever, really, wants a doorstep sandwich?), of bread, ham, pickle and cheddar (second only to silica gel in its ability to absorb moisture), that is so dry that you will need, not a pint, but rehydrating by medical professionals in order to finish it.
But for the simple man who needs only a pint, a stool, and a million stories written in grime, here's a lesson in proper Vanshitty boozing.
Reality is, Trump is willing to play by a set of rules we aren't, and if he's wild and crazed enough to, as he put it, "stop trading," then maybe we need to swallow a pint glass of pride and just give in.
There are beer taps, a brass rail, a bench balanced on beer kegs and reproductions of the buzzers once used to alert the barman that a customer will be needing a fresh pint shortly.
So is this the excuse you needed to have a pint with your mates?
Make a list of the pubs you want to visit in advance (if you are ambitious you could aim for 17 pubs in honor of March 17th!), then make a rule that everyone needs to have a pint in each pub you visit.
