We never had a collective moment when we decided that was club culture really needed was a bloke who throws cake around in time to generic big-stadium EDM froth.
You did not need a Ph.D. in race studies to realize this bloke was out of control.
Having an affair would have been the simple solution, but, in an unlikely plot contrivance, Ramsey refuses to "be treated like a bauble by a bird who's snug as a bug with another bloke but needs a bit of buzz".
You do need the bloke at the other end standing in there and having the courage to take it as well".
But you certainly wouldn't hold it against the bloke if he needed an autocue to remember his own lyrics.
They need blokes who will stand up and fight with no Test match at the end of the week and no glamour.
There are still times now when 'Cookie' (captain Alastair Cook) will throw me the ball and say, 'we need to hit this bloke on the head for a few overs'.
Just a bloke in a brown sweater staring straight to a camera and telling us that "WikiLeaks needs you".
"Then we lost wickets at important stages of the game, where we needed blokes to go on and make big scores.
