They know that we're suckers for novelty and so continue to put out these products, squeezing every dollar from us in the name of fun or convenience.
Sportsmen and politicians aren't the only public figures who have caused offense by the oblivious sporting of radically offensive outfits in the name of fun.
A whole lot of cinema, past and present, falls into that "other ways of making movies" category, and dismissing it outright in the name of fun risks throwing out quite a few masterpieces with the bathwater.
Since its release Marching on Together has become the Leeds anthem, its blend of jauntiness and faux militaristic bombast melodically capturing the power of a crowd mobilised in the name of fun and communal pride.
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of my skin Stays sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And beach trips of great pitch and moment With this regard their enthusiasm turns awry And lose the name of fun.
They stick guns in the unlucky victims' hands, and before they know it, real people are turned into the stars of "The Contenders," forced to hunt down and kill their competitors before they are murdered in the name of fun, drawing millions of viewers.
