Sentence examples for my toupee from inspiring English sources

This morning I drove to Smallbone's to have my toupee steamed, stopped off at Stebbins's home to return his arch supports, then to my bagpipe lesson.

They took my toupee.

Is my toupee straight?  .

Can't believe they took my toupee.

She strokes my toupee like it's real.

Hope they at least let me wear my toupee.  .

They took my fucking toupee!

Few others of his generation would think to put "lemon telenovela" or "texasburger" in a poem, or write these lines: "Thanks / to a snakeskin toupee, my grayish push boots / exhale new patina / prestige.

Mandela…" "What?" "You still got my back-up toupee?" For those just tuning in, the above excerpt is from an unpublished manuscript entitled Toupee by Brett Gelman.

"Did I ever tell you my dream of all dreams, Toupee?" "No, Grunt.

My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity.