While I'm not closed to the notion of things beyond human comprehension (I've got a few stories of existential dread), my own screwy brain and sensory perception have me convinced that most mystical experiences are totally explainable.
Happily, the most rewarding experience in my search for screwy fast food twists came at the most ubiquitous venue of them all: Maccie D's.
By the end of our conversation I was petrified of sitting in the wrong seat on my return flight, lest the plane's engine do something screwy to my implant.
He understands that he's to be framed for a horrible crime, so the violin instrumentals start elevating to a high, disorientating pitch, camera angles get all screwy, and my man Cruise is about to do something really stupid (establishing the mood for all things stupid moving forward).
Language, memory and voice are Mr. Hannah's real heroes, even in stories that incomprehensibly blaze with cockeyed history (like the weird Civil War tales "Dragged Fighting From His Tomb" and "Knowing He Was Not My Kind Yet I Followed"), screwy epiphanies and Three Stooges slapstick.
So it was quite a shock going into the Latchmere and thinking, 'Oh my God: dialogue!' Roger and Vanessa is very New York, very hard, about this screwy relationship that is disintegrating.
In one of my favourite scenes, Maura stood on the deck of a cruise ship with her screwy daughter, Ali, and said goodbye to her spandex.
If CrunchGear readers aren't getting enough gadgets and dick jokes, then they're probably a bit screwy in the head and I'd prefer they stay away from my site.
At least my hands are free now – albeit as a result of the Altis Life mod's screwy but acceptable gameplay rather than any kindness on the part of these bastards.
