Sentence examples for my fart from inspiring English sources

sorry my fart woke us up this morning". .

I burst into tears and ran to the parking lot, leaving my books behind with my fart. .

to the extremely personal ("For some reason, my farts smell like dog food. I don't think I ate any").

Sometimes, my farts actually received a [positive] response".

It's not like, 'Oh my God, my farting mother has moved in with me!

I ate three for my breakfast then noticed my farts smelled a bit off, but that was fine.

It has been said that New York Magazine's Vulture blog doesn't leave any of my farts un-sniffed, meaning they write about anything I do or say.

Confronted with more than 190 million sites about 2012, I decided – before I would suffocate in my farts of infinite fear – to look for someone who could tell me something more cheerful about this so-called Apocalypse.

Maybe it's simply part of being a man, like the pull my finger fart trick.

Or what, pray tell, is so cool about making my phone fart?

I've had my dogs fart on me when I've gone to pick them up and the sound scares them so they run away, one of them fell off my bed in the middle of the night while dreaming and got right back up with his tail wagging like it was the best dream ever.