Buy your Dew from me!" Around the corner, a green billboard shows John, the other vendor, saying "I serve my Dew with such speed you'll be chugging its nectar in no time".
As a result, passers-by in Times Square can see a red billboard emblazoned with the face of Angelo, one of the street vendors, saying, "I assure you, I serve my Dew far colder than John's.
Now, I find myself reduced to making a paper bag hat for my cat, Dew Drop Brees.
For example, Frankenstein's last glimpse of the monster before they both flee – "I started from my sleep with horror; a cold dew covered my forehead, my teeth chattered, and every limb became convulsed; when, by the dim and yellow light of the moon, as it forced its way through the window-shutters, I beheld the wretch – the miserable monster whom I had created" - becomes "I'm soaked in sweat.
Users deployed exclamation points, references to Prohibition, digs at Mr. Bloomberg's height and, finally, a hashtag worthy of the commotion — #BloombergMovieTitles — that introduced audiences to twists on films, like "Forrest Gulp," "Brokeback Mountain Dew," "My Big Fat Greek Salad" and "Honey I Shrunk the Soft Drink Industry".
I even have a picture of my now infamous Dew Drop fall.
I'd just finished a Mountain Dew, my first love, which I drank whenever I was thirsty.
And early on a summer's morn, As I go walking out with you, We'll help the sun with our warm breath To clear away the dew, My love, To clear away the morning dew.
With sweet May dews my wings were wet, And Phoebus fir'd my vocal rage; He caught me in his silken net, And shut me in his golden cage.
I stood outside the hotel, in the grass, getting my shoes wet with dew, waiting and wanting for nothing.
In "Station Island", the dead cousin he years earlier memorialised in "The Strand at Lough Beg" ripostes: "You confused evasion and artistic tact... / I accuse you /... for the way you whitewashed ugliness and drew / the lovely blinds of the Purgatorio / and saccharined my death with morning dew".
