Sentence examples for my arsehole from inspiring English sources

"My arsehole had gone," he told me.

His secret, apparently, is humility, or as he so eloquently put it, "I don't fart higher than my arsehole".

Picking up the best film actress gong at the 2013 Glamour awards, she poked fun at Hollywood acceptance speeches, calling her mum "a bitch"; at another ceremony, she mused: "It's funny that there's a band called One Direction, because that's the name I call my arsehole".

I am so despairing it feels like my soul is being sucked slowly out of my arsehole.

"If someone rang me and said, 'I'm going to put one of these up my arsehole,' I'd say don't.

The film was visually stunning, the score and sound design magnificent and nuanced, and my arsehole was puckered for two hours and 36 minutes.

On the way back to the tent I came down like my soul was being sucked out of my little arsehole.

It's time to rediscover my inner arsehole.

She took it literally and thinks I have gone doolally and am destroying my flat: "But you're only renting the place - what will your landlord say?" Fear not mother, my inner arsehole, the non-drugged, non-tranquilized, awful little fella of old will soon be returning to the fold.

They could be a pair of car rental companies for all i know You: you sound like an advert Stranger: You sound like an asshole You: you look like an asshole Stranger: sexy asshole You: my lovely arsehole Stranger: with bloody penises in it You: that didn't take long till we hit the bloody penises Stranger: Lol yeah.

I have to think about wet wipe allocation – one pack in the bathroom at home, the bathroom at work, my bag and my (parents') car – to make sure that I don't further fuck up my Crohn'sy arsehole with haemorrhoids.