They looked smug, I felt stupid and, after a while, grateful for my ample arse proportions.
"My ample charm gets me out of situations more than anything".
Weiner cross-dresses as part of a perspective-shifting exercise ("My thick blond hair falls nicely across my ample bosoms.
My ample room at the 22-room Acorn Motel, 600 West State Street, (828) 669-7232, cost $54.50, including tax.
I know about Galloway's withering attacks, and in my ample experience they don't usually include salutations of courage and indefatigability.
Anyway, the point being, a great goal is a great goal, and as the ball drifted through the air towards my ample chest, a great goal was precisely what I had in mind.
At first I was too embarrassed to peddle my old school moves, but a few Uganda Waragis later and I was shaking my ample booty with the best of them.
All the force of that acceleration was a punch in my ample gut and I literally felt like I would have flown out of car if I hadn't been strapped down.
But thanks to my ample derriere it was now a muffled, faraway, disembodied sound barely emanating from my nether regions.
I tied my 2XL terrycloth bathrobe, a gift from my ex-wife, around my ample gut and shuffled down the driveway, where a really, really, really fucking heavy box was waiting for my signature.
As I drove away, I thought about how this man, who just by spending a few extra minutes of his time to help me, had saved my ample ass big time.
