Keytar Bear frequently launches into humorous asides without warning like when he insists he's dreamed of teaching bow-and-arrow lessons, or how fisher cats murder dogs and fellow cats.
In fact, we think the whole damn world is a haven of delightful, tap-dancing Big Issue sellers, coked-up smurfs and murder dogs staring non-plussed at burning buildings as excited people sprint down the street jabbering away on their mobile phones.
And yet, as Christopher tries to solve the mystery of his neighbour's murdered dog, he's often quite funny, his literal thought patterns hitting upon hilarious truths about the world.
A mysterious tale of a murdered dog, narrated by an introspective 15-year-old maths genius with a form of autism, the 2003 book The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time is not exactly an easy sell to theatre audiences.
Despite murdering dogs when he was supposed to be murdering their owners, Ken was the most sympathetic member of the gang, and though bullied because of his stutter, he rose up against his tormentor and squashed him with a steam-roller.
Hey, so, in RENT there's a part where a woman pays a street performer to help her murder a dog?
This is the final installment of Toupee, a novel by Brett Gelman about disgusting depravity, murder, a dog named Janet, and baldness.
Fey takes adorable video clips of her 3-year-old with a puppy -- and shares them on late-night talk shows so that we know it's normal for our own toddlers to want to "murder the dog".
This wouldn't have happened so much before Stories, when the idea of interrupting a lads' night at the pub by everyone smiling and leaning into camera would be met with a similar response to if I'd said, "Hey boys – shall we murder a dog tonight?" But everyone's more comfortable with it now.
This wouldn't have happened so much before Stories, when the idea of interrupting a guys' night at the pub by everyone smiling and leaning into the camera would be met with a similar response to if I'd said, "Hey boys—shall we murder a dog tonight?" But everyone's more comfortable with it now.
The Russian gangster who has sent his scary henchmen to kill Keanu has stolen his car and murdered his dog.
