A hamam involves being covered in mud by a woman in Birkenstocks and then having her wash it off you.
We can't allow the reputation of football and Fifa to be dragged through the mud any longer.
Mike Powell, a volunteer with the Isle of Wight Youth Trust which organises the lost property for Bestival, recalls a young man who arrived at the welfare tent one year: "He was covered in mud from head to foot and he'd lost his keys, phone, wallet, everything.
"You'd pay a fortune for this in a hotel," said my partner, trying not to get the mud on her lips.
I loved the choice of venue for Macbeth, and the mud was a very visceral and interesting staging decision.
"We walk the children to school in the rain," says Humberto José Marques Rocha, the quietly spoken president of the residents' association, "and by the time they get there, they're all covered in mud.
"And lest you think this was just a rogue actor and not part of the company's game plan, let me remind you Kalanick telegraphed exactly this sort of thing when he sat on stage at the Code Conference last spring and said he was hiring political operatives whose job would be to 'throw mud'.
I visit the El Tatio geysers, a sunrise spectacle of erupting water, steam and hot volcanic mud, and take a dip in the thermal pools.
I have also walked in the mud at low tide, losing more than one sandal to the thick ooze of the mangrove substrate that can sink you thigh-deep in places.
He and his friends had gone diving into the mud on the marshes.
I haven't done anything, but my name is getting dragged through the mud.
