Although the tube tells you it's full of the same stuff Crest is, including sorbitol, hydrated silica, fluoride and the like, Ipana foams a lot less in your mouth and, hey..
Maybe this is more of a personal issue, where I just can't open my mouth and say "HEY, I'M NOT A GIRL. I'M A PERSON WITH A VAGINA".
A lone fan cupped his mouth and yelled, "Hey, Reggie, how's Cheryl?" yesterday afternoon.
I opened my mouth to say, "Hey, you can have this mountain, I'm leaving" but before I could, the mountain lion smashed right into my chest, knocking me off the trail.
The sound of the front door opening softly makes him look at the boy (a little heavyset, still wearing the satchel slung over his shoulder), but before he can cross the room and reach him, before he can open his mouth and say, "Hey, brother," the boy has closed the door behind him and is gone.
"Oh, yeah, it lands in a woman's mouth, and Larry says, 'Hey!
Instead of saying, "Jimmy, what the heck are you doing with that gum? Get that out of your mouth," he'd say: "Hey, Jimmy, I really want to hear you talk.
And you're forgiven if that spritz ends up in your mouth and eyes -- hey, coffee was invented for a reason!
"Hey, your mouth to Disney's ears," she said when asked about the chance of Romy and Michele teaming up again.
As soon as I got out, these guys hit me up and the first thing out of their mouths was like, "Hey man, I got this for you, I got that for you, are you ready?" And I was like, "Hell no.
