He took off his gloves, placed them next to the mound of shit, and left the building.
I was imagining something more along the lines of a mound of shit, except, maybe, one that was way longer than the one in my village.
So he was shocked, one evening, to walk into a stall and discover a mound of shit on the toilet lid, solid, tapering, centered as though it had been carefully arranged.
Obinze stared at that mound of shit for a long time, feeling smaller and smaller as he did so, until it became a personal affront, a punch to his jaw.
Mills explained that there are ways to make composting toilets less offensive Clivus Multrum already has models that use a small amount of foam to "flush" the excrement to a hidden holding tank, which means the toilets don't have to sit directly over the composting bins and users don't have to look down onto a giant mound of shit.
Faced with an ever-growing mound of shit he has no use for whatsoever, Miller has been giving away as much as he can and trashing the rest.
Somewhat inspired by the poop emoji, the artist rendered the now president-elect as a literal pile of shit, his signature yellow-orange tuffet of hair perched atop the mountainous crap mound.
The oddly endearing pile of shit.
In comparison to the events of the last fortnight, the large mound of dog shit I walk through after parking the car early morning isn't as bad as it normally would be.
