Twenty minutes later, in a cornfield where the cinematographer threatened to beat Yablonski to death with a tripod, a pick-up hurtled at us, barely coming to stop before a shotgun-wielding farmer jumped out, most probably expecting aliens.
The sanctions for individuals were more harsh than most people probably expected, and perhaps lighter in terms of money and draft picks lost.
He has seen off prime ministers Thatcher, Major, Blair and Brown and most of us probably expected Cameron would be added to that list rather than joining in the tributes in the House of Commons.
Most Max attendees probably expected Adobe to reveal Creative Suite 7 today.
Most people probably expect someone making that kind of money to be on top of things in a crisis.
Most users, he noted, probably expected Adobe to make an announcement like this in the coming years – the fact that it's coming today, however, will likely be a bit of a shock.
They probably expected an outpost of the rave-centric Sahara Tent (where, it seems, most fans are spending their days).
Desirable as it might be, it seems highly unlikely; the most one should probably expect is a minor recalibration of policy.
"But I think, from everything I can tell, the notion of taking a quarter-of-a-cent sales tax, and asking those who are in the top one percent to help us out n our time of need, I think that's a proposition that speaks for itself, and I wouldn't be a bit surprised if the outcome is even more positive than most of you are probably expecting".
Indeed, like most Hollywood biopics, we can probably expect Straight Outta Compton to be twisted to fit various agendas.
