Of course, any flatlander living in this 2D plane would be utterly bamboozled by this property.
A few minutes before the end of this drama, replacement scrum-half TJ Perenara's kick was charged down by Courtney Lawes and Sam Underhill picked up the ball, utterly bamboozled Beauden Barrett and dived over the line.
England, with a fearsome quartet of fast bowlers marshalled under the shrewd captaincy of Michael Vaughan, rolled out a peerless weeks-long demonstration of the art of reverse swing – or making the ball move both ways through the air – that left the storied Australian batting lineup utterly bamboozled.
They utterly bamboozled Manchester United with skill and audacity in a first half that saw them deservedly turn round two goals in front, so clearly superior that the Stoke fans in the Boothen End began to chant "boring, boring" as the visitors attempted to put passing moves together.
The striker utterly bamboozled Hanlon on the right of the Hibs box and then smashed a venomous shot past the befuddled Marciano.
The Brazilian took a lengthy run-up and then slasshed across the ball, utterly bamboozling the keeper with a shot that wobbled one way and the other before crashing in off the near post!
Mercifully the 2011 World Cup has lopped off seven days and the stagnant, superfluous round robin but it still needs a spark to ignite, a beautifully crafted Aravinda da Silva knock, a Mushtaq Ahmed googly utterly bamboozling Graeme Hick, Richards stepping to leg and firing Bob Willis over extra cover or even Boycott turning his cap back to front and confounding everyone.
The more utterly the protagonist is crushed, the more urgent and forceful the message.
In all the world, it would be bard to find a more utterly undistinguished court.
More numbers to bamboozle the President Bush in all of us.
Billion-dollar real estate projects will rise or fall based only on whether proponents have enough cash to spend on campaigns and more skill at bamboozling the public.
