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Monkey Tennis?" "Please stop".
The monkey tennis.
Martin responds with a look of dumbfounded, resentful fury, the like of which we haven't seen since that blinkered TV exec rejected monkey tennis.
That scene where he's pitching ideas to the BBC commissioning editor – Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank, Cooking in Prison, Monkey Tennis?
It now reads like a cross between an Alan Partridge "monkey tennis" blue-skies idea session and a howl of existential despair.
Then it gives up entirely on that genre, and fires off random collaboration ideas that border on Monkey Tennis territory: a cover of Christmas Wrapping with Iggy Pop; a version of Yazoo's Only You with James Corden.
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But before we judge, this isn't the first time a show of such glaring Monkey Tennis-style absurdity has been somehow commissioned.
I think I lost it when I was in the courtyard with Monkey, tossing tennis balls for her".
Another snake, a 10ft long poisonous cobra, was found in the tennis stadium, while monkeys are commonplace around many of the venue sites.
The $10.95 DVD covers five sports — baseball, basketball, golf, soccer and tennis — touches on rules and equipment, and features an animated monkey named Emkei.
Photograph: Ian West/PA Updated at 11.25pm GMT 10.55pm GMT Jelena Janovic of Serbia poses with a monkey during Day 9 of the Sony Open at the Crandon Park Tennis Center in Key Biscayne, Florida.
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