He reads out deprecating messages: "Loving the show, even the little mistakes," "Sounds like you're on some ITV sitcom in the 80s".
When Charlotte Cleve mistakes a sound for her son's bicycle, her heart "vaulted up for a soaring, incredulous, gorgeously cruel moment".
While some of the following mistakes may sound like they could be avoided simply by having some common sense, I have often found common sense to be in fact the least common of the senses.
(In this state, light sleepers often mistake the sound of rain or thunder for bombs).
No mistaking the sound of delivery vans when I wake at 7am.
Do not mistake the sound of silence in the national media for an absence of battle.
Do not mistake the sound of celebratory fireworks for bursts of gunfire around the streets of Tripoli, he advised them.
Pettitte and Giambi are not as polished as Rodriguez, but when they discussed their mistakes, they sounded believable.
On Sunday, 41 people were injured in a stampede in the Riviera town of Juan-les-Pins when holidaymakers mistook the sound of firecrackers for gunfire.
He listened to Brahms, to Beethoven; his parents, wanting to encourage any potential vocation, no matter how unlikely, bought him a cheap keyboard and were soon mistaking the sound of his playing for the radio blaring out Classic FM.
