The curators obviously think they are very up-to-the-minute dudes, but their choice of contemporary art is as unimaginative as their selection of older works is ignorant.
"If you're not on a cam site, [it costs] $2.99 a minute, my dude," she says.
(Scott) ★ 'THE SIMPSONS MOVIE' (PG-13, 88 minutes) Cowabunga, dude.
"If some kid is going to take 10 minutes out of his day to figure out what he wants to say in an e-mail, and then write it and send it, for me to not take the 5 minutes to say, dude, thanks so much — for me to ignore that?" He shrugged.
Keep it yours: Theft-protection is one of those things you never think about until 20 minutes after some dude just walked off with your laptop.
A few minutes later.. Dude: Nope...but I can order it for you.
About 45 minutes later, the dude stumbled out and walked across the park with his trousers round his ankles.
A tongue-in-cheek painting called Facelift explores every minute detail of a dude who has mummified his face with packaging tape.
After 30 minutes he's like, 'Dude, you've got to tell him who you are.' So I said, 'Hey bud, by the way, I play for that minor league baseball team.' He stuck his foot in his mouth, and he was kind of quiet".
Hey, thanks for the 54-minute video of a dude in a tunic sitting cross-legged in a pagoda saying "everything is connected Namaste" it really made me rethink my terrible life.
