But as pitiful as your pension account balance might currently be, it could be worse.
Maybe Microsoft's new Windows XP operating system really is better than the Windows version you might currently be using.
It certainly isn't "the last of Willis Earl Beal", although he accepts that Hot Charity/XL might currently be sick of him and in need of time out.
And here, perhaps, we can see the obvious reason why the "comic novel" might currently seem to be on life support.
He said that, whereas somebody might currently get a pension of £115.95 a week plus pension credit, the new system would give he or she £151.25.
The source added that police had not received any information relating to the whereabouts of Assange or any indication that he might currently be in the UK.
And quite frankly, the amount of lion meat that enthusiastic diners might currently consume is what Hunter called "an absolute drop in the bucket".
New York might currently be the go-to choice of social wiff-waffers, with clubs like SPiN (see right), but Britain is following in the Big Apple's wake.
Meanwhile, the NSPCC said it had received calls to its football abuse hotline alleging cases of continuing abuse, raising the risk that some children might currently be in danger.
The media might currently adore her for her style, but I hope they will remember to stay focused on her other more significant contributions, past, present, and sure to come.
The menu changes every six weeks, but you might currently find several salads, housemade soups, New York strip steak, salmon, Gorgonzola-stuffed chicken breast, pasta and, for dessert, berry crisp and bread pudding.
