But this was the 80s, so as earnest young men we felt we needed a change of direction.
"We tried to win but the moment they had 10 men we felt too much pressure".
"When we went down to 10 men we felt that if we kept our shape we could keep up with Millwall and we did".
A legless man, we feel, should be free to get prosthetic legs without feeling like a traitor to himself and the broader society of legless people.
Watching this man, we feel revulsion and maybe anger, but also compassion.
"I don't care whether we get them by homers or bunts or whatever, walks, either way, man, we feel good," Nick Swisher said.
Seepersad is a man we feel we already know from "A House for Mr. Biswas," a book whose title character was based on him.
"He is the man we feel is best suited to lead baseball through some very tough times that we're in now," said the Yankees' principal owner, George Steinbrenner, who was the first of five to speak about their commissioner.
Losing your hair sucks man, we feel your pain - but hey, if it has to happen, why not do it in style?
For those of us who will never get to meet or fuck the man, we feel it is the closest we'll come to running our fingers through the dark waters of the mind that gave birth to the Bateman family, Finn and Julian from Less than Zero, and the horrific dog-raping Furby from the end of Lunar Park (sorry, spoiler alert).
