A self-employed (as most are) thatcher based in a picturesque nook of east Suffolk around Woodbridge and Framlingham, Meek started thatching 17 years ago when he was just 23, before setting up his own business in 2001.
When Meeker started producing the trends and predictions as long ago as 1995, barely anyone took any notice; then they became the quirky insider preserve of a handful of nerds and journalists who wrote about them, now they are an annual event which begins to rival the labour statistics for relevance and potential to cause alarm.
Meeker started the project while still at Morgan Stanley, and said in a call this morning she's going back to her day job tomorrow.
But Meeks started in place of Bryant against Portland.
After about three years, Meeks started flying for a fractional airline, which is like a timeshare for business jets, and upon being laid off in 2010, is now a flight instructor and flies a jet for a private owner.
If you're normally shy and meek and start acting like a bouncer at the hottest club in Manhattan, people may be on to you.
When Drake and Meek Mill started their beef, Drake's eviscerating Back to Back triggered a million hilarious memes, some of which acted as the backdrop to Drake's OVO Fest performance in 2015.
Some ramen broths detonate at first spoonful, then fizzle out halfway through; others start off meek and turn carnal.
It started with Meek Mill claiming that Drake doesn't write all his own lyrics, and ended decisively when Drake recorded and released two diss tracks aimed at Meek.
Really, to think that this started because Meek was unhappy that Drake didn't tweet support for his recent album, Dreams Worth More than Money, makes the whole fiasco even more ridiculous.
