Sentence examples for massage you from inspiring English sources

"I have four chairs that go back and massage you.

-The shampoo head massage you sometimes get at the hairdresser.

"Let me massage you, Uncle," she suggested, blushing.

With the massage, you never want to drag downward; always pull up.

You plunge into salt water pools with jets that massage you underwater.

Yoga, macrobiotic diets, reiki massage; you name it, they've tried it.

"He might have massaged you once.

"But if he massaged you, you knew it".

And when it was removed I massaged you.

I also have one of those chairs from the Sharper Image; you get into it, and it massages you.

One is tempted to send him off with: Farewell cher Hitch, may your nonexistent afterlife be attended by non-Islamo-fascist houris body-massaging you to eternity.