"Obviously it is not the ideal thing to come down to breakfast and there's the Queen with a little pot of marmalade or whatever and porridge and kippers and you see the headline.
At the bakery we fill these scones with marmalade and clotted cream or serve them toasted with butter.
The generous breakfast is a combination of eggs, freshly baked bread, homemade marmalade, and locally grown prunes, sarsaparilla and gooseberries.
While kids will drink this, they might hanker after something less bitter, so it's more for marmalade lovers.
If you really concentrate, you might discern a slight marmalade note in there, but its main characteristic, a curious soured lemon flavour, is mostly reminiscent of Shandy Bass.
He got quarter of a million people to sign a petition for a Human Rights Act referendum that they would definitely lose (British people think the European court of human rights is all about making sure that Ian Brady can get Netflix or marmalade or something).
I have toast, good quality bread – often homemade – with lashings of butter and good homemade marmalade.
Once caught with his hands in the marmalade, the enemy soldier was allowed to return to his base.
But what of the fluffy marmalade eater himself?
Cereal, coffee and Ryvita with not-for-diabetics marmalade.
The city, once famous for making comics and marmalade, is gripped by nationalist fervour.
