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"You listen to me, I can make you fuck your own daughter if I want to, you'll hump her all night, like a dog fucking a bitch".
The text seems to want to make you fuck it too, using language as a drug that gets you spun up in the limbs in blenders.
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Tequila makes you fuck your best friend's brother in the back of a car.
"It's moments like this that make you think: fuck it, I'm going to host a late night talkshow".
This is a question I always ask myself, when I see a parfait: if you know, weeks in advance, that you are going to make a parfait; and you know that a crucial component of the parfait is leaving it in a fridge to set; and you have taken a day off work specifically to potter about your house making a parfait; with all of this notice for you to make a parfait: how have you fucked up a parfait?
Does it make you want to fuck or not fuck?
But there was one thing that he said that I think is a very true and helpful guideline to offer a young man on his way through life, and that is, "Whoever you end up marrying you'll eventually get tired of fucking, so before you get married you have to make sure you fuck one of every type of girl.
This is an unfortunate one, because a lot of drugs famously make you want to fuck, but also completely swipe away your ability to do so.
A mysterious figure, Coquette is able to simultaneously make you want to get fucked up with her and also let her sort out your life.
Or thinking that because your parents fucked you about that makes you entitled to fuck your kids about.
But fuck, grief can make you do stupid shit.
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