Incongruities abound: the cabanas in back are glassed in, like squash courts, whereas the booths in front are phony log cabins made out of birch, and the tables are sheathed in white rubber — perhaps to make them spill- and snort-proof.
Currently, drugs like OxyContin are designed so their consistency changes when they are crushed, making them difficult to inject or snort.
The tightened supply of pain pills, and physical changes that made them harder to crush and snort for a quick high, have diverted many users to heroin, which is much cheaper and easier to get.
"It's just clients who don't like to snort alone, and it makes them feel important, or, I don't know, stylish, maybe, to do it with a naked girl there".
The police report didn't specify how the men knew it wasn't cocaine, but I think it must've involved the femur, because after the men snorted the powder, something made them understand that it was actually ashes.
For another, we underestimate how addicted governments and decision-makers still are to the free-market snorts that have made them feel so good for decades.
To really make people snort milk out their noses, you need to earn their trust with a convincing persona that summons an atmosphere of ambient hilarity.
There are lines in it that will make you snort with laughter, situations so true to life that you will howl in recognition.
That's how I can confirm that plenty of things in it will make you snort on second or even third reading.
Romantic, shocking and punctuated with the kind of funnies that, if you're reading while eating, make you snort food through your nose, "Understanding Understanding Owls" is one of (many) highlights of Sedaris's ninth book, Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls.
