In keeping with my conspiracy theory that ABC has totally given up that their contestants can muster any real entertainment value, they make the dudes where shorty shorts, knee socks, headbands and red/blue tank tops with white piping around the edges.
Wrapping up the 2014 regular season, only one conclusion can possibly be made: the dude simply isn't human.
You made the prison dude cry.
Even a few man managed to make the #dopesquad - including the "dude who returned my wallet intact".
You hitch a ride on Internet fame, make the Text From Dog dude feel really good for a while (and he should! He got a book deal!) and then look for the next flavor of the second.
I see that Matt Yglesias, himself 1/4 Cuban, has pivoted off his self-professed status as "just another white dude" to make the case that America will never actually become post-white: It's conceivable that 40 years from now nobody will care about race at all.
Dude just make the damn jump!
I nudged my friend and whispered, "They better not make the bad guy a brown dude".
When making the transition from dude to dad, here is how your social life changes: Going out with the boys means going out with the boys, or going out with the girls if you have daughters.
