Rhitta Gawr wore a cloak made of men's beards, and was slain by King Arthur after claiming Arthur's beard.
A man with a neck beard made of sand.
A wooden mask from Congo with a fluffy beard made of copper-colored raffia and a rectangular face with empty, half-moon eyes sits on the coffee table.
Shapes of icebergs: clenched fist, conch shell, the Elgin marbles, bust of Nefertiti, half-submerged head of the Statue of Liberty, sphinx with beard made of icicles, Easter Island head.
And if we're not doing that, and we're also not gorging on grainy phone-shot videos of our favourite DJs dropping records we half-recognise in clubs we'll never go to, we've probably run a big, deep bubble bath, and we're sat in the bath, a beard made of bubbles hilariously plastered to our red and sweating visage, reading a book about dance music.
Turkey beards look as though they're made of hair, but in actuality, the beards consist of unique feathers that form a stiff bristle.
The competition was made up of business beard, partial beard, full beard, mustache, and freestyle divisions.
I was drawn to the lemony soap by Álvarez Gómez Agua de Colonia ($8), the almond shaving cream from Taylor of Old Bond Street ($18) and the collection of handsome safety razors, the sight of which made my beard quiver.
✒ Despite strong competition – the New Statesman invented the great crime writer "Agatha Christine", Metro made Mary Beard the presenter of The Great British Bake Off - Monkey's gaffe of the week award went to the Independent's parasitical sister-paper, the i, for moving Hertfordshire so it borders Wales.
I subsequently theorized that I had only one thing in common with Richard Nixon -- some kind of translucent skin that made my beard look blacker than it would have if the skin were different.
