"He had this guy in New York that made his toupees.
His board tried to get rid of him; people made fun of his toupee.
"I must have made merkins for lepers in a previous life!" Leper-related or not, merkins are not a toupee for today, which should come as a relief to PETA.
The "tuppy," for "toupee," was a slur on Morrison's hair, which is thinning, though only Long has ever accused him of wearing a wig.
It is like a toupee made by a wigmaker, and he would have done something about it had he not been a person without vanity, happily preoccupied by intellectual things.
I can't help but visualize a toupee made of tofu, but perhaps that's just me.
FOR fans, it is the biggest scandal since Gonch Gardner made off with Mr Bronson's toupee at the swimming pool.
Mr. McEvoy and Mr. O'Byrne play a pair of Belfast barbers, one Catholic, one Protestant, trying to make it big as toupee salesmen amid the sectarian tension of mid-1980's Northern Ireland.
Mr. Simonson has agents all over Europe, purchasing hair for toupees.
But a new toupee, which he believed made him look well-groomed and youthful, further turned this curiosity towards cartoon: he looks like an undersized hoodlum from Dick Tracy.
